We're fucked if we know what this is supposed to be. It wasn't until September 11th, 2002 when the world changed and the crime stopped along the 666,666 miles of interstate, that Hell commissioned a new council leader to raise funds to help restore the road to it's former glory and show the above world that down in Hell, vacations could still be worthwhile. With the state of the Highway becoming unacceptable, tourism to Hell plummeted so severely that the Catholic church condemned the highway as being as bad to drive on as the streets of Detroit & New York combined. you couldn't drive more than 2 miles without finding a pothole in the road. The crime rate increased to the point where councils resigned, service stations closed and martial law was declared to help control the rioting of the streets, this only lead people to drive faster and faster on the highway to avoid these trouble spots. Property values on the off- roads of the highway dropped, slower vehicles diverted onto the narrower Devil Gate Drive and the neighborhoods filled with riff-raff, scum, property developers and social workers. Over the next 20 years the road became a hellacious 666,666 miles of misery. This only led to major accidents, delays in traffic, and the need to reduce the speed limit down to 566 miles per hour, which really damaged tourism. So of course, every redneck and wog wanted to test how fast their automobile could go. The Highway soon ran into trouble when more and more traffic began to flow to check out the world's first highway with a speed limit of 666 miles per hour. One of the gas station clerks you can find along the highway. This was great news concerning the recent malfunctions with the elevators and never-ending pits that where costing an arm and a leg to Satan from new visitors being seriously injured on arrival.

They may have been stoned at the time, and it sounded a lot harder then it looked, but eventually they completed the Highway To Hell within 6 months and it was officially opened by Pope John Paul II and declared the first 6 way highway into the eternal fiery damnation of Hell. Whilst they where riding down the highway, going to a show, they stopped off the by-way, while playing some rock & roll. The Highway To Hell was built in 1979 by Ronald Belford Scott with the aid of his assistants, Young & Young who paved the way of the Highway when they heard a rumor that Hell actually wasn't that bad of a place to be.

It's become so good in fact, that it's now become the #1 choice for all participants venturing down into the mysterious fire and brimstone underworld known as ' hell'.ДЇor those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Highway to Hell.ДЇor many people, their ideal get-away destination might be luxurious resorts on small tropical islands where the drinks are served in coconuts and the women wear mother nature as a form of clothing, so it's no surprise that 'Hell' itself is not one of the top 50 must-see places before you die, but what is becoming quite the attraction, is the highway getting there. The Highway To Hell is much like the new New York now, it may have once had a bad reputation back in the 20th century, but since the Sept 11 attacks, the Highway To Hell has become one of the friendliest roads to drive on, with many beautiful and wonderful sights to see along the way.

Now you probably expect that such a road with a title such as the 'highway to hell' would be somewhat, hot and hellish, but in 2007 the team of Top Gear bought 3 shitty little vehicles for under 200 pounds/600 bucks, and road tested just how bad the highway was by seeing just how long it would take for them dressed as black people to be pulled over for speeding, as well they had Jamie and Adam from Mythbusters to test out if the Highway To Hell was THE most dangerous stretch of highway in the world, and the end results where, negative. Welcome to the Highway to Hell, located 666 billion miles south of the Stairway to Heaven.

Highway to hell free